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    mspbandj:

    hankgreensmoustache:

    champagne-paradise:

    kaworushin:

    wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

    omg

    what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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    33 minutes ago - 605,183 notes

    winsexter:

    do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

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    religiousmom:

    do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

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    beyondtheoath:


Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

    freekahzoid:

    broken-gaydar:

    starrygraveyard:

    andr3wdost:

    nathanieljosephruess:

    herfunnyvideos:

    lockedinabirdcage:

    GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

    PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

    AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

    BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

    MIND OVER MATTER.

    PAPER OVER ROCK.

    You clever little shit.

    then what the fuck does scissors mean

    lesbians

    what

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    LMFAO

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    superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u
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    studip:

    if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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