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    crunchier:

    when you catch up on a tv show and run out of episodes to watch and feel empty and lost inside

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    the-goddamazon:

    ohawkguy:

    the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

    I’M NOT ALONE IN THIS

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    gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

    burgrs:

    hi im here to ruin everything 

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    When things aren’t adding up in your life, start subtracting.
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    stacksbreadup:WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?
    • Satan: [appears]
    • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
    • Me: LANGUAGE.
    • Satan: What?
    • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
    • Satan: What the--?
    • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
    • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
    • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
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